So, you totally woke up this morning and immediately thought “OMG, I need more boobs up in here.” Amiright or amiright?
Well, if you’re not already rocking one of those sweet mammary neck pillows up top, you have other options.
You’re right. Your name isn’t Justin. So this cake is o-u-t. But this just in! Jonathan Adler’s boobies vase! Tres chic!
Or perhaps you’re feelin a little more like…
Who doesn’t love bedazzling their bikini areas with fruit and jewels and sass. Check out the whole story in “The Velvet Hammer Burlesque”.
Which way to the mermaid gym? Oh! This way…
Or a coy little tease? (No secrets here…!)
“But what about me? I like it cheeky!” – you seem to say. Well, dear friend. Behold the buttocks.
And I think we’re done here. I gotta go Google “boobs neck pillow” and consider inventing the male equivalent “lap pillow”.