Last night something magical happened. Let me paint you a picture:
James Brown visited me in my dream…
And I was like, “whoa, Mr. Brown, what are you doing here?!”
And he was like, “I’m everywhere.”
And then I was like, “Oh…sorry, can you give me some advice?”
And he said sure.
“Well, James, I have been wondering what to get my man-friend for Valentine’s Day…I just don’t have any idea.”
And then James Brown was like:
Me: But how?
JB: LIKE THIS!
So after James Brown did a super cool split jump, I had to hustle… you know?! So I started to wake up and James faded into the light, as I left my dream.
I was confused, so I did the only thing I knew how to do:
Google James Brown
And there! on the second page of results — James Brown appeared in the form of a really good gift idea for my man:
The above image is a digital rendering of JAMES BROWN CUFFLINKS !!!
Eleven Forty Co. makes really cool cufflinks inspired by iconic figures throughout the ages.
They even have an Obama inspired design
…but, between you and me, I will probably buy cufflinks from Spitfire (in stores only).
Anyway, the point of the story is this-
Tonight when I go back to sleep, I am going to channel James Brown again, and I’m gonna say,
“Hey, James, thanks for the classy gift idea.”
And he’ll reply:
“I’m a sex machine.”