This book is loaded with pure gold!
“NUTTIER THAN A SQUIRREL TURD”
“BOY,I’LL SMACK YOU SO HARD YOUR KIDS WILL COME OUT BEHAVIN’”
“NUTTIER THAN A PORT-O -POTTY AT A PEANUT FESTIVAL”
“IT’S GETTIN UGLY!”
“SHE’S SO UGLY, WE HAD TO TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND HER NECK TO GET THE DOGS TO PLAY WITH HER”- Omg! I haven’t heard that is sooo long. I LOVE IT!
“It’s wipe -your- ass- with-a-snow-cone hot!” – I haven’t heard that one before. Made me laugh out loud.
“I’d rather a wear a pair of porkchop panties and run through a lion’s den than…..”
I’ll have you know, I just did a spell check and you know, soooo many bells went off!
I hope you enjoyed my little teaser from the book, Redneck Words of Wisom,
Available right know!